Swimsuit Season

Hurray, here it is again - the time for me to dig out the ol' suit. And despite my diet and exercise regime, my bod just isn't, shall we say, prime rib at the moment. 

So here are some suits that I shan't be wearing:

Nope.

Not today, nor any day

OK, this appeals to my macabre sense of fashion.

And NO ONE should be wearing this little marble bag.

Instead, here are the suits I would like to be able to buy and wear:

Yes! Maybe without the boots.

Yes yes!

Bathing caps - maybe not so much.

Don't you just hate it when the dog steals your pipe at the beach?

Perhaps the suspenders are a bit much. Still better than the marble bag, though.